AUGH.

[camwyn]

Lunch today included a packet of salt for the French fries. I happened to look down at it before I ripped it open. The salt came from a company called Nice Blends, located in the Bronx. The packet's got Nice Blends' telephone number on it.

1-888-NICE-PAX






.... so not putting that on my fries.

Comments

[fire-and-a-rose.livejournal.com]

Would it taste of sunshine dust?

*giggles SO HARD at this*

[alliancesjr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll have a Miranda Special #6, hold the motivation.

...why is the free toy an axe? D:

[silveraspen]

... At least you noticed it before you had it in your system?

[deep-shadow.livejournal.com]

*side effects may include: nausea, insanity, canibalism, hyper-agressiveness, self-mulitation, uncontrollable urge to sexually-assault anything that moves, vomiting, loss of judgement, scurvy and incontinence.

If you have questions about PAX, forget them as We know what's good for you.

[skalja.livejournal.com]

Uh ... I don't get it?

[camwyn]

It's a reference to the Serenity movie. 'Pax' was a biochemically active substance that didn't do what its manufacturers wanted it to do.

[derien.livejournal.com]

*is confused* Pax means peace. And peace is nice. Or Pax is the abbreviation for passenger, and dealing with nice passengers is always a relief.

[derien.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. (Now you don't have to reply to my comment. :))

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[batyatoon]

So I just sent email to your hotmail account, and then realized I don't know if you can read that at work.

What's the best way to reach you textwise now?

[(Anonymous)]

You forgot "Ask your Father if Pax is right for YOU!"

- ClassicDrogn