... I wish I had the picture here for you.

[camwyn]

I really do, but my cell phone's being weird.

Duane Reade is selling Kabbalah brand Sugar Free Energy Drink.

Um.

Yyyyyyeah.

I didn't check to see whether they knew what the hell they were saying and did it on purpose, or whether they're just feeding off Madonna's interest, or what.

Also I wanna know if you go meshuggeh if you drink it before age forty, or while female.

Comments

[sdelmonte]

Since Red Bull doens't really give you wings - much to the disappointment of the soccer team Red Bull just bought - I think that Kaballah won't do much either.

But then I never did get any of that mystical stuff.

[camwyn]

... rassum frassum stoopid brane mumble mutter "Couldn't you just see the Ghostbusters universe version of the drink doing something, though? And bringing in chaos and outrage from all sides?" grumble mutter mumble...

[ebony14.livejournal.com]

I have this image of someone painting the characters for "Emeth" on the forehead of a clay statue with this drink. Voila! Instant soda golem!

[lwood.livejournal.com]

But does it come in ten flavors, each in its appropriate color?

-- Lorrie

[kaikias.livejournal.com]

That's...that's...it's very something.

[camwyn]

I only saw the one colour/flavour. And I can't help but think that there's something Qlippothic about artificial sweeteners to begin with.

[lwood.livejournal.com]

This, also, is true. Nutrasweet clearly lives in the inverse-of-fire one...

-- Lorrie

[batyatoon]

... what happens if you mix it with Ka brand cola?

also I am trying to come up with a pun involving "aspartame" and "apostate" and it's just not working. sigh.

[camwyn]

Pls to not be making me buy it just to find out.

... it has just occurred to me that I never checked to see whether the box made any claims of anything other than 'no sugar', and now I have a horrible urge to look for the Kashrus of the Most Obviously Drunk Off His Gourd Rabbinical Authority In The World.