Never mind the chowderbowl. I officially give up on the Treyf Bomb Project.

[camwyn]

Because chn_breathmint has surpassed anything I could ever do in that regard:

Fishtato!
Spudfish!
And the rest of the Farm of Iniquity!

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[silly-dan.livejournal.com]

And here I thought nothing could surpass bacon cheeseburgers on Passover. You and chn_breathmint win at...ah...something or other.

[camwyn]

We do our best. *bows modestly*

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Actually, I want a tormato.

A tomato that comes with a small tornado in it. Imagine. Self stirring spaghetti sauce!

[camwyn]

Perhaps those are why Denethor made such a mess when he was eating in the movie. Assuming the 'they're not tomatoes, they're LITTLE RED PODS OF PURE ANGST' theory is incorrect.

[ymfaery]

Heeeee~!

Crab claws! On a Fishtato! XD XD XD

[camwyn]

"GIVE US SPUDFISH OR GIVE US DEATH"

[mephron]

The problem is that the next thing you know someone's trying to create a non-bruising tomato by splicing in mollusc genes and then we have to deal with an influx of Clamato.

[midnightlurker.livejournal.com]

Imagine the possibilities of splicing THC-producing genes into edible plants. :) Lettijuana! Cannabage!

[camwyn]

Sod that- we're going straight to hash brownies without having to fiddle with the extra green bits in the kitchen.

[camwyn]

Ordinarily I'd smack you for the pun, but this time it actually works, so okay then.

[ymfaery]

But then you'd have an easier time making Manhattan clam chowder.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Tomatoes have no angst.

I actually explained that not too long ago. It's because they're fruit that do double duty as vegetables.