Telegram I'd like to send

[camwyn]

DEAR NOSE:

UNDERSTAND YOU WISH SNEEZE NOW STOP FEEL FREE DO SO AT ANY TIME STOP THE EYES ARE PISSED ABOUT CONSTANT PRE SNEEZE WATERING STOP IF NOT GONNA SNEEZE THEN PLS QUIT SENDING SNEEZE SIGNALS STOP I CAN FIND KNIFE HAPPY PLASTIC SURGEONS YOU KNOW STOP JUST SNEEZE OR CEASE OKAY INTERROBANG NOT GONNA PUT UP A FUSS FOR EITHER OPTION SO LONG AS ONE GETS PICKED STOP

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FULL STOP



For reference's sake an 'interrobang' is the punctuation mark represented by combining the question mark (interrogatory) and the exclamation point (bang).

Comments

[damned-colonial.livejournal.com]

Ha ha. Picked. Nose. Ha ha ha.

Erm, excuse me. I'm having one of those days.

[camwyn]

Quite all right, quite all right.

I seriously considered working in a Michael Jackson reference at some point but that would have been taking it a bit far even for my drug-induced dementia, really.

[bohemian--storm.livejournal.com]

Eesh, being sick = no fun at all.

By the way, I'm Ray's mun from theatrical_muse, if you're wondering who the random person friending you is. :D

[condotierre.livejournal.com]

Here. Let me just icepick the cold in the butt and shred it from side to side. I need an outlet for some aggression and your evil germs offer just the deserving culprits.

Feel better! *glares at germs*

[camwyn]

Oh! Tres cool. Good to meet you!

[camwyn]

Thank you very much! I appreciate the violent sentiments.

[almeda.livejournal.com]

Hee hee hee!

It's bad to laugh at anguish, I know, but you keep making it so *easy*. Go you for smacking the ICK ICK PAIN in the face with a ded fish and daring it to say boo.