Drabble challenge

[camwyn]

from dirtywrong100. This week the 'oh my God you did WHAT to the poor characters?' community had this challenge:

"Voyeurism! Intentional or accidental, someone ends up spying on another person(s) doing something very private. What they do with this knowledge and/or videotape is up to you."

I thought about this, and what eventually came out was probably not appropriate to the community. It is, after all, for fanficcing- and I wanted to use Wayne Zhuang and Dennis Hu, who are original characters. This is what came to pass:

"That was impressive, Wayne." Dennis grinned. "Absolutely amazing."
"Shut up, Dennis."
"Does Captain Tsang know you come here?"
"No! Jesus, do I look stupid?"
"You got caught."
"...you have a point."
"Yeah. I know."
"What'll it take?"
"Huh?"
"To keep you from going to the Captain. What is it you want?"
"More of the same should do it. I've got a party coming up. You've got the looks, you've definitely got the voice-"
"Oh, hell no! Everyone comes to your parties!"
"Jesus, Wayne, it's just karaoke. You'd think I caught you screwing a donkey."
"That would be less embarrassing."

Comments

hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[whobunkyboo.livejournal.com]

As an avowed karaoke whore, I suppose I should be offended.

That said, I've heard some people sing that /sounded/ like they were screwing donkeys...One particularly painful rendition of "I Belong to Glasgow" springs immediately to mind.

Re: hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[camwyn]

Well, there are a few things to keep in mind here. I couldn't find my original Wayne post, or I'd have linked to it as an explanation... see, Wayne wants very, very badly to have a nice, normal, assimilated existence. This is of course impossible, because I am a cruel and sadistic Godauthor, but he tries. For most of his life he considered karaoke to be something stereotypically Asian, a thing he desperately wanted to avoid.

I'm not sure how he actually wound up on stage for the first time. Alcohol was probably involved. But he discovered that he liked it- and he instantly resolved that no one, no one, was to find out. They'd never shut up about it if they did. Dennis, Wayne's partner on the force, just happened to walk into the bar on karaoke night when Wayne was performing.

(Side note: Wayne is actually a very, very good singer. He just won't admit it, because, well, the karaoke thing. He's weird that way sometimes.)