To continue from that list: 40. The ban on profanity extends to rude gestures. 41. The ban on intoxication is not limited to alcohol. Or to things containing alcohol. If it gets you drunk, it's not allowed. This means I have to stop trying to conjure nonalcoholic-yet-functional booze. 42. Causing the students bodily harm of any kind is not an acceptable punishment. 42a. Even if they really piss you off. 42b. There are no exceptions to this rule. Really. 42c. No, not even when they follow me around for hours chattering about how much I look like James Marsters. 43. I am to cease all efforts to acquire magic pornography from the students. 44. The ban on alcohol and like substances extends to gifts. 44a. Even gifts from students. 44b. Not allowed to get students drunk. 44c. Not allowed to let students get me drunk. 45. The ban on cigarettes also extends to gifts. 45a. Even gifts from students.
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winterfish
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Date: 2005-08-16 02:20 am (UTC)40. The ban on profanity extends to rude gestures.
41. The ban on intoxication is not limited to alcohol. Or to things containing alcohol. If it gets you drunk, it's not allowed. This means I have to stop trying to conjure nonalcoholic-yet-functional booze.
42. Causing the students bodily harm of any kind is not an acceptable punishment.
42a. Even if they really piss you off.
42b. There are no exceptions to this rule. Really.
42c. No, not even when they follow me around for hours chattering about how much I look like James Marsters.
43. I am to cease all efforts to acquire magic pornography from the students.
44. The ban on alcohol and like substances extends to gifts.
44a. Even gifts from students.
44b. Not allowed to get students drunk.
44c. Not allowed to let students get me drunk.
45. The ban on cigarettes also extends to gifts.
45a. Even gifts from students.