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camwyn"while cleaning his/her gun"
"pantsless"
"in his/her freezer"
"nail gun"*
"half-eaten"
"a five block radius"**
"failed to convert from metric"
"insufficiently elastic"
"on display at the Mutter Museum"
*Exception to be made for the inventor of same
**This was going to be 'scattered across five counties', but one could theoretically scatter relatives or charitable organizations that way, whereas there's just no way mentioning a five block radius in an obituary can refer to anything other than fire, disease, or chemical mishap
"pantsless"
"in his/her freezer"
"nail gun"*
"half-eaten"
"a five block radius"**
"failed to convert from metric"
"insufficiently elastic"
"on display at the Mutter Museum"
*Exception to be made for the inventor of same
**This was going to be 'scattered across five counties', but one could theoretically scatter relatives or charitable organizations that way, whereas there's just no way mentioning a five block radius in an obituary can refer to anything other than fire, disease, or chemical mishap
