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Sex trap for giant squid
A team of scientists from New Zealand is hoping to use sex to record the first ever images of a live giant squid.
Marine biologist Dr Steve O'Shea is leading the group hoping to lure the huge cephalopod into view by taking advantage of what he believes is an annual migration of the animals to a particular area in New Zealand waters.
He thinks the female giant squid - like its cousin the cuttlefish - may secrete a sexual scent to attract a mate.
"Because the animals are migrating into New Zealand waters to breed, they are very randy," the Auckland University of Technology researcher said.
"The freezer bag at home - to my wife's disgust - is actually full of giant squid gonad samples. We're going to grind all of this up, and we're going to have this puree coming out from the camera, squirting into the water.
"Hopefully the male giant squid, absolutely driven into a frenzy, is going to come up and try to mate with the camera.
"This is the dream - we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera."
I'm ... going to go hide from the good people of New Zealand now.
Sex trap for giant squid
A team of scientists from New Zealand is hoping to use sex to record the first ever images of a live giant squid.
Marine biologist Dr Steve O'Shea is leading the group hoping to lure the huge cephalopod into view by taking advantage of what he believes is an annual migration of the animals to a particular area in New Zealand waters.
He thinks the female giant squid - like its cousin the cuttlefish - may secrete a sexual scent to attract a mate.
"Because the animals are migrating into New Zealand waters to breed, they are very randy," the Auckland University of Technology researcher said.
"The freezer bag at home - to my wife's disgust - is actually full of giant squid gonad samples. We're going to grind all of this up, and we're going to have this puree coming out from the camera, squirting into the water.
"Hopefully the male giant squid, absolutely driven into a frenzy, is going to come up and try to mate with the camera.
"This is the dream - we're going to get this sensational footage of the giant squid trying to do obscene things with the camera."
I'm ... going to go hide from the good people of New Zealand now.
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