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I hit a thread on /r/radiology that had the same vibe as Things That Never Mean Anything Good In An Obituary. This one was something on the order of 'things you don't want to hear when having an X-ray'. A few of my favorites:

( I picked up an appreciation for the kind of humor many in the medical profession use to keep themselves sane some time ago, but since y'all may not have, I'm putting it behind a cut. )