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It occurred to me today that the people of the Internet are a strange and capricious lot and may attempt things, and thus:

I do not consider random internet memes without a significant dose of backup source material to count as canon for Milliways. That being said, I will consider an RP application for Spiders Georg, but only if the character is regularly depicted in-bar as pursuing his 10,000 spiders per day quota.

I am willing to be flexible on the definition of 'lives in a cave'.