Possibly it is just that I could not sleep properly last night,

but this paragraph from loweringthebar.net is far too entertaining:

"As I wrote in March about the monkey-seizure incident, I am actually a big supporter of the rights of disabled people to have service animals, including for mental or emotional disabilities, and under the right circumstances there's no reason a monkey couldn't be a service animal. But you shouldn't have four, and you shouldn't dress them up like pirates and take them to Bourbon Street. That's all I'm saying."