I was originally gonna say that this year, rather than racking my brains for
new doable resolutions (really, how many times can I resolve not to eat the Sun before it gets old?), I was gonna have just one resolution, and that was "I'm gonna kill me a
pig." I did, after all, win that hunting trip in Texas, I just need to make the travel arrangements. However, I think I may have found one other resolution I need to add.
I'm gonna visit me a NUCLEAR MISSILE.Seriously. I'll find other things to do in the Tucson area to justify the trip but the reason I wanna go to the area? Totally the Titan Missile Museum. I've been to the Bata Shoe Museum, the Museum of Sex, the Canadian Warplane Heritage Museum, the Museum of Chinese in America, the Mutter Museum of Jesus God Please Don't Leave Me Alone In Here When The Lights Go Out, the Dittrick Museum of The Creepy Surgical Implements Are Right Behind Me Aren't They, and the Newark Museum complete with the largest collection of Tibetan artifacts in the hemisphere. I wanna go to the nuclear missile museum now. Airfare's reasonable if booked in advance at the right time of year, there's a nice hostel in town with good rates, and I understand there's bicycling and other things to do in the region.
This is how you know you're me: "I need to see the missile! ... okay, and other stuff. There's other stuff, right?"