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Dec. 31st, 2008 02:37 pmI'm a little bit short on doable resolutions this year. I'll try to think of two more, but.
In the same spirit as 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008, I hereby present Cam's Doable New Year's Resolutions for 2009:
1. I will end the year with the same number of eyes I had when I started it.
2. I will not grow tentacles.
3. I will not buy a professional football team.
4. I will not leave the planet without a really damn good reason, or at least without leaving a note first.
5. I will not flip off the Mafia.
6. I will not bleed in front of the sharks.
7. I will not use a doomsday weapon to hold the world to ransom.
8. I will not watch Event Horizon.
In the same spirit as 2005, 2006, 2007, and 2008, I hereby present Cam's Doable New Year's Resolutions for 2009:
1. I will end the year with the same number of eyes I had when I started it.
2. I will not grow tentacles.
3. I will not buy a professional football team.
4. I will not leave the planet without a really damn good reason, or at least without leaving a note first.
5. I will not flip off the Mafia.
6. I will not bleed in front of the sharks.
7. I will not use a doomsday weapon to hold the world to ransom.
8. I will not watch Event Horizon.
