*belated by a few hours*

O BLESSED BLESSED GIFT OF WILLIS CARRIER, HE WHO MADE TRAIN TRAVEL BEARABLE.

I'd have a hell of a time dragging myself to work in the morning if I didn't know that I could look forward to actual air conditioning on the trains after dealing with the heat and yech of a) the walk to the train station and b) the even worse heat and yech of the train station itself. Honestly, when they tell you heat rises, they forget to mention 'but if the only way it can rise out of an enclosed space is through three small, irregularly spaced openings, it'll say bugger all this for a lark and settle RIGHT in wherever it can find the smelliest bits of stagnant water and/or biologically active trash'.

I'm sort of starting to worry about the spammers.

I was cleaning out our office spam filter today and found someone's mailbox contained the following spam subject lines:

Grow a new horn fast
Grow a horse's tail
Tame your unicorn

All on the same day, too.

I'm assuming the first one's a bog-standard enlargement spam, but the others... those aren't even close to euphemisms for the manitalia. Not that I know of, anyway.

And I thought better of the furry community than to think they would attempt to recruit via spam.