Doable New Year's Resolutions 2008

In the spirit of Doable New Year's Resolutions 2005, Doable New Year's Resolutions 2006 and Doable New Year's Resolutions 2007…

DOABLE NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS 2008

1. I will not use up all twelve of my regenerations.
2. I will not knock any major celestial bodies out of orbit.
3. I will not grind anyone's bones to make my bread.
4. I will watch television at least once without complaining about it.
5. I, for one, will not welcome our new insect overlords.
6. All my organs will remain internal if that is how they are right now.
7. I will not impersonate a clergyman of the Church of England.
8. I will not buy anything from spammers.
9. I will not swim in the Hudson River without adequate chem/biol safety preparations first.
10. I will vote.