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Jul. 3rd, 2006 12:32 pmDear Body:
Apparently you are not as fond as I am of the idea that we are going to earn ourselves a permanent BITCH PLZ pass for use against those who say Americans/women/New Yorkers/thirtysomethings/geeks/what have you are not capable of focus and persistence. I cannot fathom why else you would decide to schedule Shark Week on the Discovery Channel to coincide first with the Five Boro Tour, then with the Tour de Brooklyn, and now with Saturday's twenty-two mile skate from Exchange Place through Jersey City and Bayonne, over the Bayonne Bridge, and into Staten Island. I suppose I can understand your lack of interest; you're a bit wimpy at times, and the both of us know that persistence pays off eventually, but laziness pays off right now.
However.
On July 30th we are going to participate in the Harlem Valley Rail Trail ride run by Transportation Alternatives New York whether you like it or not. And we are going to do the fifty-five mile route- the one that goes into Connecticut. And, God help me, I will personally schedule Shark Week myself if I get the faintest indication that you're going to pull anything funny on me. The same deal goes for the TransaltNY century on September the tenth. Feel free to start anything you like the day after these events, but you're not going to get away with your little prostaglandin stunts any more.
You Have Been Warned.
Apparently you are not as fond as I am of the idea that we are going to earn ourselves a permanent BITCH PLZ pass for use against those who say Americans/women/New Yorkers/thirtysomethings/geeks/what have you are not capable of focus and persistence. I cannot fathom why else you would decide to schedule Shark Week on the Discovery Channel to coincide first with the Five Boro Tour, then with the Tour de Brooklyn, and now with Saturday's twenty-two mile skate from Exchange Place through Jersey City and Bayonne, over the Bayonne Bridge, and into Staten Island. I suppose I can understand your lack of interest; you're a bit wimpy at times, and the both of us know that persistence pays off eventually, but laziness pays off right now.
However.
On July 30th we are going to participate in the Harlem Valley Rail Trail ride run by Transportation Alternatives New York whether you like it or not. And we are going to do the fifty-five mile route- the one that goes into Connecticut. And, God help me, I will personally schedule Shark Week myself if I get the faintest indication that you're going to pull anything funny on me. The same deal goes for the TransaltNY century on September the tenth. Feel free to start anything you like the day after these events, but you're not going to get away with your little prostaglandin stunts any more.
You Have Been Warned.
