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WORDS I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR IN A NEWS BROADCAST ABOUT THE SPACE PROGRAM:

'loose fabric'
'dangling'
'scattered'
'cracked o-ring'
'brittle'
'Microsoft navigational software' (okay, cheap shot- I think the shuttle uses Linux anyway)
'held down by tape'
'canceled until further notice'
'corporate sponsorship'
'Britney Spears' (I'm being pre-emptive here)