If I didn't need cold medication so bad, this would have turned me away.

Sweatshirt hanging in the entrance to the Penn Station K-Mart. Logo on front is something about New York. Includes a scroll-type graphic bit on which is printed "Made In America."

Closer examination: the fabric care tag says "Made in Honduras."

I realise the front of the shirt is referring to the person wearing it, and that some whinger out there is going to make a case for 'it says America, not USA, so it could refer to Central America', but I am in no mood for geographical sophistry. My cold meds have not kicked in and I am CRANKY.

I have taken pictures of both bits of the shirt using my celphone camera. Will post them later, maybe after I am home and have slept for several hours.

grr.

Telegram I'd like to send

DEAR NOSE:

UNDERSTAND YOU WISH SNEEZE NOW STOP FEEL FREE DO SO AT ANY TIME STOP THE EYES ARE PISSED ABOUT CONSTANT PRE SNEEZE WATERING STOP IF NOT GONNA SNEEZE THEN PLS QUIT SENDING SNEEZE SIGNALS STOP I CAN FIND KNIFE HAPPY PLASTIC SURGEONS YOU KNOW STOP JUST SNEEZE OR CEASE OKAY INTERROBANG NOT GONNA PUT UP A FUSS FOR EITHER OPTION SO LONG AS ONE GETS PICKED STOP

THANK YOU VERY MUCH FULL STOP



For reference's sake an 'interrobang' is the punctuation mark represented by combining the question mark (interrogatory) and the exclamation point (bang).