When I become Emperor,

I am going to have someone invent a device. It will be a wondrous, quasi-magical device. It will analyze my brainwaves and vital signs during REM sleep and determine whether I am enjoying my dream or not. On the other end of the device there will be an alarm clock. The alarm clock will not be able to go off unless the brainwave analyzer can tell that I am either not enjoying my dream or feeling neutral about it. For preference, the alarm clock should not go off at all until I am well out of REM sleep, but I will settle for waking from neutral or not-liked dreams. Imperial schedules don't always wait, after all.

Still kind of miffed about this morning's alarm clock wakeup. Between arguing with Dumbledore about the stuff he discussed during the Order of the Phoenix infodump, and discovering that I could apparently hold my breath under water (that or breathe under water) for two minutes or more without any kind of discomfort, I was really enjoying my dream. Gonna be a lot of smashed alarm clocks when I become emperor, at least until the analyzer gets invented.

Sweet merciful mother of toothpaste.

It's a crossover fanfic.
It's a Gundam Wing crossover fanfic.
It crosses over with, erm...
*hides from cadhla*

... My Little Pony.

Here it is, fresh from bad_crossovers. Don't hit!