I have done my duty.

Yesterday I went with a friend to Fat Moose Comics and Games in an effort to kill time before the 1:30 PM showing of Spider-Man. Which, by the way, was fabulous. As my friend chattered with the Fat Moose (I'm sorry if you're reading this, sir, but I don't know your name), I went looking through the trade paperbacks.

Barry Ween collections 1, 2.0, and Monkey Tales.

Read numbers 1 and 2 while friend and Moose talked. Read Monkey Tales after I got home. Brought 1 and Monkey Tales to work this morning. Loaned them to some friends in Disaster who were waiting for an assignment.

I have been informed that at least one, possibly two, of them intend to change their Away messages on ICQ to 'I'm masturbating! Go away!'. And I have been all but ordered to bring in 2.0 tomorrow.

My work here is done.