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camwynOg here. Og not like cars. Og think people want go somewhere, people should walk. Maybe make boat from leather and wood, maybe - maybe - get many wolf-dog, tie to flat thing, make wolf-dog run and pull people around. But not cars. Og try go visit Og grandmother yesterday. Og live in place called New Jersey. Og grandmother live far away on Long Island. (Og think that good name. Island take many days walk one end to other? Island long. So Long Island good name. But Og digress.)
Og take car to Long Island. Many people tell Og how car work, so Og know not have spirit under hood, but Og wonder very much if maybe spirit not get in there somehow anyway. Og car not supposed make HORK HORK HORK noise or bounce up and down like wolf dog need get out of cave so can make pee. Og get very scared, because Og know car only make that noise when little fire thing in tube in engine not work right. Og afraid little fire thing not work right and make little tube thing in engine go boom, cost Og more mammoth ivory than Og ever able hunt in whole month. Og pull car off road to Long Island, go to gas place near white cave called Kew Motor Inn. Gas place called Getty not have shop look at car, so Og go next place. Og think BP Amoco, because place have green sign. Green sign gas place have manager named Carlos. Carlos have man in ugly suit look at engine, pull wires out, put wires back in. Carlos find last little fire thing in whole building, have man in ugly suit put in tube in engine. Car work again. Carlos tell Og, "Og, go get car tune up, you make car fall apart if drive too much and not tune up." Og tell Carlos Og not have mammoth ivory for tune up but will have man in ugly suit in New Jersey do soon. Carlos tell Og, "You better," then say, "Og, you not owe for this, just give ugly suit man big tip - maybe five piece mammoth ivory."
Og give ugly suit man six, say many thank you, drive back to New Jersey. Og car run okay now, but Og still scared visit grandmother. Maybe next week. Og think Carlos most amazing man ever run gas place. Og think, you in that part New York, you need gas for car, you get off Grand Central Parkway at Kew Motor Inn exit and drive past Getty place, go into green gas place on left side of road. Buy gas from Carlos. Make Carlos happy.
Oh, other thing about cars: Big spirit in sky agree with Og. Cars bad. Big spirit not like cars. Og pretty sure Long Island Expressway all proof Og ever need that Big spirit think cars bad, because Og never never never EVER see cars move faster than wolf-dog can run on stupid Long Island Expressway. Og not take that road again unless many fire on Og tail and Og not able go any other way.
bah.
Og take car to Long Island. Many people tell Og how car work, so Og know not have spirit under hood, but Og wonder very much if maybe spirit not get in there somehow anyway. Og car not supposed make HORK HORK HORK noise or bounce up and down like wolf dog need get out of cave so can make pee. Og get very scared, because Og know car only make that noise when little fire thing in tube in engine not work right. Og afraid little fire thing not work right and make little tube thing in engine go boom, cost Og more mammoth ivory than Og ever able hunt in whole month. Og pull car off road to Long Island, go to gas place near white cave called Kew Motor Inn. Gas place called Getty not have shop look at car, so Og go next place. Og think BP Amoco, because place have green sign. Green sign gas place have manager named Carlos. Carlos have man in ugly suit look at engine, pull wires out, put wires back in. Carlos find last little fire thing in whole building, have man in ugly suit put in tube in engine. Car work again. Carlos tell Og, "Og, go get car tune up, you make car fall apart if drive too much and not tune up." Og tell Carlos Og not have mammoth ivory for tune up but will have man in ugly suit in New Jersey do soon. Carlos tell Og, "You better," then say, "Og, you not owe for this, just give ugly suit man big tip - maybe five piece mammoth ivory."
Og give ugly suit man six, say many thank you, drive back to New Jersey. Og car run okay now, but Og still scared visit grandmother. Maybe next week. Og think Carlos most amazing man ever run gas place. Og think, you in that part New York, you need gas for car, you get off Grand Central Parkway at Kew Motor Inn exit and drive past Getty place, go into green gas place on left side of road. Buy gas from Carlos. Make Carlos happy.
Oh, other thing about cars: Big spirit in sky agree with Og. Cars bad. Big spirit not like cars. Og pretty sure Long Island Expressway all proof Og ever need that Big spirit think cars bad, because Og never never never EVER see cars move faster than wolf-dog can run on stupid Long Island Expressway. Og not take that road again unless many fire on Og tail and Og not able go any other way.
bah.
