*incoherent growl*
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camwynmutter mutter Sybase SQL Anywhere growl hiss file marked dirty spt spit grr stupid fecking stupid assertion failed stupid 50226 bloody stinking wretched DB...
Thank God for Google searches turning up the 'I have an assertion! What do I do now?' page or I wouldn't have been able to kick the database's stupid lazy ass into activity at ALL, but still. yeesh.
Bring me two live chickens, a bolt of pink ribbon, an extra sharp knife, a bottle of 151 rum, and some watermelons. The chickens, ribbon, and rum are for the more vicious loa to frighten the server into running properly; the watermelon is for Yemaya, who's just a cool lady to be on the good side of.
No I don't actually practice anything to do with Voudoun, but frankly the computers make me so cranky sometimes that I wish I did, 'cos Lord knows threatening them with St. Isidore (patron of the Internet), Shub-Internet, St. BIOS, or neodymium magnets doesn't seem to work the way it should.
Thank God for Google searches turning up the 'I have an assertion! What do I do now?' page or I wouldn't have been able to kick the database's stupid lazy ass into activity at ALL, but still. yeesh.
Bring me two live chickens, a bolt of pink ribbon, an extra sharp knife, a bottle of 151 rum, and some watermelons. The chickens, ribbon, and rum are for the more vicious loa to frighten the server into running properly; the watermelon is for Yemaya, who's just a cool lady to be on the good side of.
No I don't actually practice anything to do with Voudoun, but frankly the computers make me so cranky sometimes that I wish I did, 'cos Lord knows threatening them with St. Isidore (patron of the Internet), Shub-Internet, St. BIOS, or neodymium magnets doesn't seem to work the way it should.
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Date: 2002-11-05 10:15 am (UTC)And you forgot St Vidicon of Cathode...
-- Lorrie