camwyn | so Jackie Chan has a new movie coming out. (Reply)

Not, alas, in the States, at least not as of today. It's called Dragon Blade, it hits Chinese markets on Feb. 19 or possibly 15, not sure which, and it's a big budget (US $65 million) historical costume piece. Takes place in the Han Dynasty and involves China vs. Rome for control of the Silk Road, which ... not so much with the happening really, but alternate histories are always fun. The two lead Romans are played by Adrian Brody (he's the evil Roman) and John Cusack (he's the good Roman- at least I assume he is, since he's on Jackie Chan's side).

I do not care whether this movie turns out good, bad, or The Hell Did I Just Watch. I need to see this movie as soon as it is legally possivle for an American to do so without going to China. And then I have to screencap the hell out of it and find a way to use it to mess with

hecu_marine's head.