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Mar. 11th, 2013 01:01 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
camwynDear body:
When I said that the kidney stone we had back in December was a sign of being so hard that I pissed rock, you weren't supposed to take that as encouragement to put stone-like things anywhere else. Tonsilloliths don't hurt and half the time I think I feel them it's just my imagination, but it's getting really tiresome to look in the bathroom mirror, shine a flashlight into my mouth, and find one of the damn things waiting to be removed twice a week. Seriously, when did you start doing this so often? Has it always been like this and I didn't notice, or is this something to do with a change in diet now that I've moved, or is this something caused by the local water supply, or does my use of a fluoride rinse twice a day cause bacteria to die in places that add to the pile?
Seriously, body, quit it. I don't need you making anything else that could be referred to as a concretion. Don't make me start saltwater gargling, you won't like the process.
When I said that the kidney stone we had back in December was a sign of being so hard that I pissed rock, you weren't supposed to take that as encouragement to put stone-like things anywhere else. Tonsilloliths don't hurt and half the time I think I feel them it's just my imagination, but it's getting really tiresome to look in the bathroom mirror, shine a flashlight into my mouth, and find one of the damn things waiting to be removed twice a week. Seriously, when did you start doing this so often? Has it always been like this and I didn't notice, or is this something to do with a change in diet now that I've moved, or is this something caused by the local water supply, or does my use of a fluoride rinse twice a day cause bacteria to die in places that add to the pile?
Seriously, body, quit it. I don't need you making anything else that could be referred to as a concretion. Don't make me start saltwater gargling, you won't like the process.
