I must be mad to even consider this.

[camwyn]

Ganked from ... quite a lot of people really.

Because I always need something to do.

Post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (Such as: "Top 5 Sexiest Things for Malcolm Reynolds to Brood Over" or "Top 5 Jack/Daniel moments"). Then, in a separate post, I'll post the answers to all your Top 5 ideas, according to me. Then post this offer in your own journal. If you want to.

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[blackswanevent.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me fear.
So very, very much.

Ahem. *coughcoughcough*

Top Five...Worst...um...Milliways...things.

Or, if that didn't make sense-

Top Five Questions that people ask Ray.

[camwyn]

1. "Could you explain that again, using smaller words?"
2. "How spicy did you want that?" He can't cook very well, so he orders from the same Chinese restaurants a lot when he's at home.
3. ". . . um, what?"
4. "If I say yes, will you stop explaining and go away?"
5. That Question

[camwyn]

1. Wizard porn
2. Mad Jack Vozza's Finest Firewhiskey
3. As many books as he can smuggle out of the library without actually having to turn Madam Pince into a radish
4. His wand, because magic that doesn't require putting his already terminally imperiled soul in further peril hath its charms
5. Assuming he could get one trained not to cringe or turn up at inconvenient moments, a house-elf, because he is one lazy bastard and if it cleans up after him then hey, one less thing he has to do around the flat

[crispengray.livejournal.com]

Top five things more fun than a horde of monkeys flinging fiery poo at your enemies.

[camwyn]

1. Viking pirates singing Village People songs
2. Jackie Chan doing an ad campaign for Taco Bell
3. Ninjas playing with puppies. "Fetch Daddy's nunchaku, Hoshi!"
4. Zombies performing reggae live in concert
5. Fireworks!

[illmantrim.livejournal.com]

Top 5 moments of sheer wtf

[lienne.livejournal.com]

Top 5 Sexiest Things for Any Firefly Character to Do. I'm not picky. *grin*

And I wouldn't mind seeing the Top 5 Sexiest Things for Malcolm Reynolds to Brood Over, either, but since I didn't make it up it feels disingenuous to post it as my category.

[camwyn]

1. Zoe learns to play the piano. I am not talking about 'Runaway River' learning here. I am talking about learning to play the piano with the express purpose of being able to sing while playing, because I am reasonably sure she could set her husband and half the male audience on fire if she really tried.
2. Shepherd Book reads the Manhattan telephone directory aloud. That man's voice. . .
3. Jayne. Kickboxing tournament. Hmmmbaby.
4. Come to think of it, he'd provide one heck of a good reason to keep a close eye on a baseball game too. Look, I don't want to get next to him, but he sure as hell provides a nice easy visual spectacle, wouldn't you say?
5. Gotta admit, this one's already been done- Mal dueling for anybody's honour is a damn sexy thing.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

Five phrases most likely to be said if the Ghostbusters and the Mythbusters ever met.

[camwyn]

1. "Whoo! THat thing kicks like a mule!"
2. "So we've devised this test to determine what happens in a case of actual total protonic reversal..."
3. "I looked at the trap, Adam!"
4. "With all the flammable stuff you two test out, how do you manage to keep not only your eyebrows, but your facial hair?"
5. "SOMEBODY GET THE BACTINE!"

[wonderwhatif.livejournal.com]

Top five flavours of ice-cream you would like to smear Malcolm Reynolds in. Do I get a prize for Perviest entry or something?

[camwyn]

I can honestly say that this prospect never even occurred to me before, but since you brought it up. . .

1. Red bean paste
2. Green tea
3. Lychee
4. Taro
5. Black sesame

Look, if I gotta inflict it on the poor guy I might as well make it flavours that he might like or have been exposed to, and every one of those is available at the Chinatown Ice Cream Factory.

[bard-mercutio.livejournal.com]

Top five ways to take over Canada.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*snickers*

Acquire control of all torque manufacturers?

[batyatoon]

Top Five Pairs Of Characters Who Must Never, Ever Meet At Milliways. Must include why, unless it's glaringly obvious.

[sarekofvulcan.livejournal.com]

Top 5 interesting things about a Hellblazer/Ghostbusters crossover not involving HP. :-)

[camwyn]

Bastard.

1. The setting would be at Willowbrook- the mental hospital exposed as a pit of horrors by Geraldo Rivera, back when he was still sort of legit.

2. Egon and John would get into a Scary Mofo contest with each other and I do not know which one of them would win.

3. The look on the demon's face- because whatever else was involved, there would be a demon, and it would be focusing on John- when the proton streams hit it in the ass.

4. The number of side-references I could slip in under the radar, because I always do, and because there are so many other movies that involve Big Time Evil and New York City.

5. John realizing that he's been through an entire adventure and the evil's been dealt with and no one is dead, insane, damned for eternity, or otherwise mutilated. The GB comedy field is just too strong.

[vincentursus.livejournal.com]

Top five moments in the history of Middle Earth that would have been entertainingly altered by the introduction of Vimes.

[drharper.livejournal.com]

*gigglefits*

Counsel of Elrond!

[kyrielle]

Top Five: things John devoutly hopes won't happen to him while at Hogwarts. (Or, include things that are plausibly likely in the eyes of most Hogwarts denizens, that John has not yet predicted, but which he WOULD hope they'd not happen if he had a clue how likely they are.)

[isustrikanda.livejournal.com]

Why do I get a picture of Moaning Myrtle when you say that?

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Top five fandoms you have become curious about since Millyways/DM?

[camwyn]

Top five fandoms you have become curious about since Millyways/DM?

1. Firefly. Let's be honest- I never saw this or even had much interest in it prior to Milliways.
2. Dark Tower- Haven't actually gotten around to reading any of it yet, but when I get up both the desire and the time, I'm gonna plunk down with it.
3. The Cthulhu mythos- I knew about it before this, primarily through a certain cartoon episode and through skimming some other folken's Call of Cthulhu game books, but actually reading the source material is new for me.
4. Transformers- I was rather fond of the cartoon when I was in sixth grade, but honestly couldn't say I was in the fandom then. These days, rather more interested, though a bit intimidated by all the iterations.
5. Danny Phantom.

[prodigal.livejournal.com]

Top Five Fic Requests That Hurt Sam's Brain