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[camwyn]

*hears noise in corner*

*shines flashlight into corner*

Oh, look, a brain. I think it's mine.

*gets baseball bat*

*pulls up a stool, parks butt on same*

*waits, watching brain grimly*

*brain watches back*

Listen, buddy, you may be three pounds of soggy meat and fat inside my skull, but one more friggin' mulebunny and I'm going to hurt you but good.

*brain just watches back*

Don't even CONSIDER pushing that scene at me again. I don't care if interrupting some kind of 'John Constantine summons and loses control of a horror' scene gives you an excuse to make Egon speak Hebrew! I have a baseball bat, you know!

argh...

Comments

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Because I don't think the traps could pull in anything John might lose control of without some form of assistance, even if it's resorting to ritual supplementation instead of extra science. Mostly I am thinking of the fact that the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse got pulled into one of the traps in the cartoon, but the trap then had to be sealed with wax that was stamped with a seal that'd been held for umpty centuries at a monastery in Greece, 'cos otherwise the Horsemen would get out. My brain was trying to construct something similar.

*sigh*

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[chaos-wrangler.livejournal.com]

At lease if you ever do decide to write this, you've got plenty of people who can help get the grammar right.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

And you know Ray will be all fanboy all over Con-Job. I mean, if you cross them, Constantine won't be a comic book character to Ray, but I'm sure Ray would know about a big-shot like him.

"John Constantine? You're the John Constantine?! Oh wow! This is great!"

Ooops. I guess I just earned Peter a few more broken ribs, huh? :D

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Maybe just a finger for that one.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[drharper.livejournal.com]

He-he-he! Only a finger? I'm losing my touch.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[mephron]

Does Peter have an intact rib cage left?

After this, he's gonna need major surgery for whatever the hell happens when the ribcage loses all structural integrity.

Re: not meant as encouragement of mulebunny...

[camwyn]

Well, his sternum's still in one piece, does that count?

But you're right, there's only so many ribs left to work on and that's not going to be fun, dealing with a total collapse of the bones. I think at this point I start upping the Dementor count.