God bless the RCMP.

[camwyn]

"Perhaps, our mothers never explained to us that it was not a good idea to play with handguns whilst using the restroom. But then again, maybe that was supposed to be a given," the Mounties said in a press release.

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[sundre.livejournal.com]

I am now reading the press releases on the BC RCMP website. They've got titles like "Thieves Shop Christmas Day" and "The Good Samaritan That Wasn't."

I still can't find this one though. Darn.

[sundre.livejournal.com]

No, never mind. I found it. Man Shoots Off Finger While Using The Bathroom (http://www.rcmp-bcmedia.ca/pressrelease.jsp?vRelease=8993). Of course.

I now declare myself to be in love with the constables in charge of media relations.