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Um. Good heavens.
They make vibrating soap.
No, seriously, it's called Shower Buzz (totally unrelated to Shower Shock, as that is caffeinated soap), it costs $4 a bar, and as soon as you lift it out of its little plastic tray it starts buzzing and vibrating in your hand like nobody's business.
Yes, I bought a bar. I had to see how it worked.
No, you cannot have any. Go to Duane Reade and buy it if you want vibrating soap so bad.
I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.
No, seriously, it's called Shower Buzz (totally unrelated to Shower Shock, as that is caffeinated soap), it costs $4 a bar, and as soon as you lift it out of its little plastic tray it starts buzzing and vibrating in your hand like nobody's business.
Yes, I bought a bar. I had to see how it worked.
No, you cannot have any. Go to Duane Reade and buy it if you want vibrating soap so bad.
I should use this stuff as a prank on guests. Put it next to the sink as hand soap or something.
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Or maybe it's only people with minds as dirty as my own.
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