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[camwyn]

*hears noise in corner*

*shines flashlight into corner*

Oh, look, a brain. I think it's mine.

*gets baseball bat*

*pulls up a stool, parks butt on same*

*waits, watching brain grimly*

*brain watches back*

Listen, buddy, you may be three pounds of soggy meat and fat inside my skull, but one more friggin' mulebunny and I'm going to hurt you but good.

*brain just watches back*

Don't even CONSIDER pushing that scene at me again. I don't care if interrupting some kind of 'John Constantine summons and loses control of a horror' scene gives you an excuse to make Egon speak Hebrew! I have a baseball bat, you know!

argh...

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[zed42.livejournal.com]

*perks up* you have a constantine/ghostbusters fic in the works??!?? where????

[camwyn]

Nowhere. It's not happening. *raises baseball bat threateningly at brain* My stupid neurons just coughed up the 'Apocalypse- What, NOW?' cartoon episode and provided a scene involving John and the summoning and the mess-up and the OMG THE BEAST IS GOING TO POSSESS ALL OF HUMANITY COS JOHN KILLED THE WRONG THING OH NOOOOO and all of a sudden, the trap comes sailing in from offscreen. And it just goes downhill from there. I'd have an easier time making a working crossover story (rather than just a scene) out of the Ghostbusters-Hellboy cross I postulated a while ago.

[zed42.livejournal.com]

perhaps there could be a cameo? a DADA class gone awry, maybe?

[camwyn]

You're encouraging it, dear. Please don't do that until I've finished WYGO? and/or Hellblazer: Hogwarts, okay? Because otherwise I'll never get them done.

*glares at brain some more*

[zed42.livejournal.com]

this is the self-restraint talk? i thought it was the encouragement talk.... i must've crossed signals... let's start over... :)

[feonixrift.livejournal.com]

Oh, so it wasn't just my brain that imagined Egon at Hogwarts interrogating Constantine after that Class 5 in the Ministry?

[camwyn]

... hadn't thought of that. Honestly, I was keeping the two stories separate.