camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (cultural whackitude)
camwyn ([personal profile] camwyn) wrote2005-05-13 12:10 pm

arrrrgh....

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...

[identity profile] colubra.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 04:24 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not awake, obviously.

all I could think was 'Doom wants you to move to Levitra. Doom, ruler of Levitra, invites you to live in his mountain paradise.'

[identity profile] janewt.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
...I too thought "Doom" when I read this. And wondered why camwyn wanted to chase Doom with dachshunds.