camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (cultural whackitude)
camwyn ([personal profile] camwyn) wrote2005-05-13 12:10 pm
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arrrrgh....

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...
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camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (Default)

[personal profile] camwyn 2005-05-13 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
The link is that when I become Emperor I don't want hunting hounds. I want to chase down annoying people at annoying ad agencies with a pack of ravening, old-school, badger-hunting dachshunds. Any dog capable of facing a European badger in its burrow is all right with me.

[identity profile] terrie01.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 04:25 pm (UTC)(link)
No kidding. Have you ever taken a look at the jaws on a dachshund? They're HUGE. Or you could gas them by locking them in a room with many bulldogs.
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