camwyn: Me in a bomber jacket and jeans standing next to a green two-man North Andover Flight Academy helicopter. (cultural whackitude)
camwyn ([personal profile] camwyn) wrote2005-05-13 12:10 pm

arrrrgh....

SCREW waiting until I'm emperor. SOMEONE BRING ME DACHSHUNDS RIGHT NOW.

"Ready to move to Levitra for a strong, lasting experience?"

No. And quite frankly, if you ask me that one more time, I will show you a strong, lasting experience. Possibly involving dentists who abuse anabolic steroids, but I'm really flexible on the specifics.

friggin' erection pill ads...

[identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
That's funny, all my spam recently has been about Rolexes. Maybe we could combine the two to make a watch that turns you on. Hmmm. That's eerily close to a mood organ. I think I'm onto something here...

[identity profile] cheezdanish.livejournal.com 2005-05-13 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, ick. Even worse. Especially since all the actors appearing in those commercials are grandma and grandpa types. *shudder*