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Dear would-be Craigslist scammer:
I am trying to sell one of my bicycles because it finally dawned on me that I have no need for two. Even to haul my groceries, I can still accomplish the task via backpack and my road bike. Please do not insult my intelligence by claiming you'll send me a money order because you're on a tight schedule and out of town on a business trip and asking me to remove the ad to make sure nobody else tries to buy the bike.
And really don't ask for my full name, phone number, and street address.
No love,
Me.
I am trying to sell one of my bicycles because it finally dawned on me that I have no need for two. Even to haul my groceries, I can still accomplish the task via backpack and my road bike. Please do not insult my intelligence by claiming you'll send me a money order because you're on a tight schedule and out of town on a business trip and asking me to remove the ad to make sure nobody else tries to buy the bike.
And really don't ask for my full name, phone number, and street address.
No love,
Me.