Okay, because I am being a grownup this year,

[camwyn]

and because I have already not only purchased my first box of cards but filled out and addressed several of them:

If any of y'all want a card from me this year for the winter holiday of your choice, comment below. I'm screening all comments so nobody but you is going to see whatever it is you enter. Also, if you don't want it to be a Christmas card, let me know which holiday you would prefer. Failure to state which holiday you want will default to Christmas, since that's the one I celebrate. (Also, if you are one of the people whose card I have already filled out, um, you may be stuck with Christmas. or possibly Hogswatch. But more likely Christmas.)

Grazie!