My route involves the Herald Square PATH / B, D, F, V station directly under Macy's. 's no Penn Station, but it's close. Once a week I also wind up having to use Columbus Circle, which should be interesting since that means I've got my rollerblading equipment when I turn up there.

"Yeah, sure, go ahead and search- sorry for the stench."
"Bioweapons?"
"Socks."
"Same thing. Get out of here. I got better things to do."