On the first pass, I liked the mousetraps too, but I've had too much contact with the unenviable bluecollar stiffs that would have to deal with them, and though my college-age self rails against my cosseting of "The Pigs" I gotta say that giving one plodding cop a bad day is not a "mahty bloa f' libertaay an' fraternitaay." (Say it like Cartman)

4th Amendment T, I'm all down for.