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Three PM meeting at my company to go over our plans for what the company is going to do if NYC is rendered inaccessible by terrorist attack (or other problem like weather, civil disturbance, Gojira/King Kong, but really mostly just terrorists).

Must get self up to Wappingers Falls to install/deliver firewall. Should also ask about getting subsidiary server as the server in emergency facility not really up to task of email.

Fucking hell, so tired.

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hang in there, sweetie.

If Gojira attacks NY, could you get me his autograph?

- Mel

If he comes down near me, sure. Bear in mind that Manhattan Island is thirteen miles long. It could be a bit of a problem to get to him if he attacks, say, the NASDAQ building- that's at the southern end of the island and there are a few traffic choke points between there and here.

I think he's busy in Tokyo this time of year.

Well, yes, but he might turn up sometime around CHristmas- no offense ot the Japanese but c'mon, how can you pass up Christmas in New York if you're a giant monster?

At least for a good pedicure and to see the ball drop.

And then to rip the ball off it's foundations and launch it into Queens.

Right, exactly. Although I should mention that one of the buildings near Times Square has this big giant '4' showing on all sides, so we may wind up mixing near-apocalyptic scenarios if it turns out that there's a floor of that reserved for a certain superteam.

Hey, lay off Gojira. He's had a good long career, and he's retiring.

I figure his son will be taking up the family business soon. Japan needs the economic boom you get after a good monster rampage and rebuild. All the jobs that get created...

Just keep the fiery member of the team out of the mix and all is good.

Well, fire versus Godzilla just isn't a good idea anyway. I mean, c'mon, it's like using a flaming sword on a red dragon. Cross-immunity, you know? Now, if Ben were willing to jump up and down on Big G's foot, we'd be on the right track.

You know that.

I know that.

The question is whether Brother Mine would know that.

well, Godzilla has been shown in the past to be fascinated by bright shiny objects moving in his field of vision.

So he can be a distraction.

*thinks for a bit*

Well... maybe we can get him to fly around in front of Big G and lure the atomic dragon away from the really critical parts of town? Assuming he's capable of getting out of the way of the whole nuclear breath thing. You guys don't need any extra radiation, after all.

"Reed! REED! Johnny can't flame off!"

"Just have da kid hang out on the patio. We'll use 'im to roast marshmallows while Big Brain works."

And I should probably stay out of it as well.

MDD

(( checks his books ))

Aren't you busy sleeping through a Crysalis right now, anyway?

No, no! You get Reed to do "Luke vs the AT-AT's." Gojira fall down, go boom.

Next, Ben goes through the now-more-accessible squishy bits and takes out the top brain. It's possible that Gojira has a second one to deal with his hindquarters, but in any case we can suppose that the lizard'll be twitching 'til the sun goes down.

Now it's Johnny's turn. Assuming Gojira-meat doesn't glow in the dark from yummy radiation, what you've got is barbecue for all of NYC for a week.

Tastes like chicken!

-- Lorrie

I didn't go into that Chrysalis for another year and change, Mr. Depew, and it was over a century ago on my personal time-track.

MDD

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