You win on swords, but I've got you waaaay to hell and gone beat on books!

I've also got you beat on clutter -- but I'm a fiber artist and a loom (currently in pieces), a knitting machines, 2 spinning wheels, their assorted accessory tools, 7 (I think at the last count) fleeces and gods alone know how much other assorted spinnable fiber, yarn, half-finished items, et al. completely consume all spare space.