Back to the headlines department! Whee!

[camwyn]

Some Viagra users report blindness-Pfizer

Thirty-eight out of twenty-three million, so it's not like it's a statistically significant number or anything, but still... countdown to Jay Leno proclaiming "if you don't stop doing that you'll go BLIND!", anyone?

And no. No reports of hairy palms, either.

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Do you need any assistance?

I would recommend "Setting Sun" as well, because it's got some bloody hilarious stories in it, illustrated by a bunch of artists including Marcelo Frusin and Tim Bradstreet.

And it's where that icon comes from. Hee.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

*writes the name down.* Thank'ee. I'm being brave, really.

I'm plotting revenge on the person that tricked me into it. Do you think a tattoo on his balls that says "asshat" will fit the bill?

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Why leave him anything to have a tattoo on?

Cable-ties, my dear. Cable-ties and bolt-cutters. Fucker will rue the day.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

I think he grows them back.

... *evil grin* Oh, yes.

I'm trying to bargain with Loki so that he'll end up a) pooping live frogs, b) getting oddly colored pus-filled wards on his penis, and chronic bad luck.

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Don't go with pooping live frogs. Take a leaf from the pathetic Weasleys' book and have him vomit slugs. Real impediment to daily life, that one.

I can hook you up.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

That... Oooh, yes.

I just may love you, just so you know. Kitten/piece of chocolate?

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

*refuses to make reference to kitten poker*

Right. I'll have Nadezhda provide you with the necessary information. She's actually got some free time, would you credit it? Gor bless consultant jobs at the Ministry.

[dragonwhishes.livejournal.com]

*does not want to even know.*

I've missed that lady, I hope you know.