A while ago there was a quiz to the effect of 'what kind of warrior are you', and pretty much everything that it said about every category was positive. When I took it, it gave me this thing about 'the sage' and fighting with your mind and advising and stuff.

Translation: "You don't wanna fight at all, but this is a quiz for people who wanna think they're some kind of warrior or something anyway, so we'll suck up to your self image."

At least the 'knight' part of this thing makes a certain measure of sense, considering the number of law enforcement / defense characters I play or write.