camwyn: (bitch please)
camwyn ([personal profile] camwyn) wrote2005-05-23 12:16 pm

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Dear lunch sellers:

Do NOT label it a chicken gyro if it's strips of chicken inna pita. I don't care how much tzatzikis you put on it. It ain't a gyro unless it's made from shaven strips of ground up meat mixed with spices out the yin-yang.

I will JUST BARELY accept frozen strips of prefab ground meat mixed with spices.

JUST.

*mutter*

[identity profile] midnightlurker.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 08:47 pm (UTC)(link)
And the Big Spinning Hunk of Meat should be visible to the customers. Not the same without watching the cook shave your--wait, there's no way to finish that sentence without it sounding horrible. :)
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[identity profile] brashley46.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 09:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Also, of course it should be lamb. Chicken will work in a pita, but don't even think of calling it a giro/gyro. Beef just barely works. Goat is for roti.