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[camwyn]

Dear lunch sellers:

Do NOT label it a chicken gyro if it's strips of chicken inna pita. I don't care how much tzatzikis you put on it. It ain't a gyro unless it's made from shaven strips of ground up meat mixed with spices out the yin-yang.

I will JUST BARELY accept frozen strips of prefab ground meat mixed with spices.

JUST.

*mutter*

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[camwyn]

'zackly. Except not even spinning is going to turn recognizable grilled breast meat into a gyro, dammit.

*fumes*