Provision 34a. If I can prove that it'll be measurably useful to the students, I can keep it on the syllabus. Provision 34b. Useful in a manner that actually has something to do with my subject, that is. Provision 34c. Pub fighting is not a dark art. Provision 34d. Nor is it a defence thereto.
Provision 36a. Young dragons may be used as lighters if I can get a student to compare me to Sam Vimes without mentioning his name in their presence, or to them, or in writing where they might see it. And it has to be a wizard-born student.
Provision 38a. If I can demonstrate the health benefits of any alcohol-based potion, I may consider Rule 38 waived in regards to that potion. Provision 38b. Drunkenness is not a health benefit. Provision 38c. Anything that a Russian has ever used as a substitute for booze cannot be considered to have health benefits, even if it does.
Re: And this is what John has to say about those:
Provision 34b. Useful in a manner that actually has something to do with my subject, that is.
Provision 34c. Pub fighting is not a dark art.
Provision 34d. Nor is it a defence thereto.
Provision 36a. Young dragons may be used as lighters if I can get a student to compare me to Sam Vimes without mentioning his name in their presence, or to them, or in writing where they might see it. And it has to be a wizard-born student.
Provision 38a. If I can demonstrate the health benefits of any alcohol-based potion, I may consider Rule 38 waived in regards to that potion.
Provision 38b. Drunkenness is not a health benefit.
Provision 38c. Anything that a Russian has ever used as a substitute for booze cannot be considered to have health benefits, even if it does.