Um, you've got something not quite right with the rhyme in the last bit...I can't put my finger on what, but it's nagging at me.

*goes to look up the original* Oh right. You're missing the internal rhymes: "No one PLOTS like Gaston / Takes cheap SHOTS like Gaston / Plans to persecute harmless crackPOTS like Gaston."

You might decide you don't want 'em, but I just thought I'd give you the heads up.