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"Hey, do you know how to use a mandoline?"
"Well, sort of, but the last time I used one I cut off part of my fingers, remember?"
-To be filed under 'things I never anticipated saying but which are simultaneously perfectly true and weirdly satisfying in a low-end adventurous-sounding way'
(Context: Mom had a lot of potatoes to cut 1/8" thick for a new Thanksgiving dish)
"Well, sort of, but the last time I used one I cut off part of my fingers, remember?"
-To be filed under 'things I never anticipated saying but which are simultaneously perfectly true and weirdly satisfying in a low-end adventurous-sounding way'
(Context: Mom had a lot of potatoes to cut 1/8" thick for a new Thanksgiving dish)