For something like this I'd want blinds that had to be operated by hand, no IoT smart house stuff- there are too many opportunities for a bored kid with wifi to sit and walk through every single known exploit until he finds the way to randomly open and close the blinds remotely.

However, if a Squeegee Roomba exists for vertical surfaces, I'd want three of them for this house.

And enough OH NOES A DIVING FALCON shadow stickers to choke a goat.