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[camwyn]

Face masks are satanic and God can't hear you pray through them

Joe Biden will hurt God if elected

COVID-19 fucking up the economy is God getting sniffy about Trump's attitude and making him do the economy thing all over again

... yanno, no offense or anything, but the God of the right wing sure sounds like a great big crybaby wuss, and frankly, the opposite of almighty. Christianity, are you really gonna sit back and let these guys talk about God that way?

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[camwyn]

You might fancy this SMBC comic about fossils, too.

Kittens?

[crazyfurries]

I have had severe energy and emotional drop after Louie... Roommate took me to her uncle's farm, where his boyfriend raises 57 heritage breeds of chicken and other weird ass birds as a passion project. She went with the intent of having me look at the all black litter of barn kittens because honestly cuddling kittens is up there in the realms of good dopamine times.

Her cousin found a pairs of kitten in the old rabbit cages that had been left out to be dismantled. both of them with the creamsicle coloration. I am a sucker for ginger and white cats and as such when her uncle asked if I wanted to hold the girl kitten for a while I SAID YES. Though not with that sort of inflection, and after the birb tour and getting to feed their herd of highland cows expired bread and bagels, was given a purrito-wrapped tiny creamsicle girl kitten to cuddle with as I sat on a bench.

While we were sitting, chilling, and debating if I falling in love with said girl. (It was the talk of leaving that kitten to the dangers of local wildlife that pushed it over the edge, despite her not being socialized) we hear an unholy yowling. Niece had found another pair of kittens, these ones from the aforementioned all black litter. One of them, the boy had faint tiger stripes under his dark fur and was given to my roommate and friend who...you guessed it, fell in love with the loud little bastard. Both of them came home with us and we all went through flew-decontamination. Humans by shedding their clothes and spraying down with deet bug repellant of EVERY PIECE OF CLOTHING, the kittens by way of an outdoor bath with warm water and lots of Dawn dishsoap.

This morning I got a wake-up of said loud bastard biting my nose, which given he has milk teeth wasn't too damaging.

[camwyn]

*snerk* naughty kitten!

Side note, if it helps at all, I've been using a lemon eucalyptus oil-based insect repellent that's done a wonderful job; I don't know how Murphy's would stand up to your local biters, but it was one of the better-rated options in Consumer Reports when I went looking, so if you're interested in mosquito repellants that make you smell like a cough drop and have surprisingly detailed Don't Do This You Moron warning labels about their use, I can send you some.